The Best Erotic Novels

By | July 8, 2015

Have the best erotic novels been written yet? I doubt that very much as even Fifty Shades of Grey is pretty tame. As a matter of fact, you will probably find that the best erotic novels are still to come. I keep wondering what would happen if London escorts started to write erotic novels. Would they be sizzling hot and turned into movies about London escorts and their dates? I think it is about time that the Better Sex Guide took a look at the erotic novel and found out what actually makes an erotic novel. There must be some essential ingredients.

Chatting to my London escorts friends. I soon came up with some essential ideas for the ultimate erotic novel. First of all, it needs to be filled with passion and it needs to kick of the minute you open the first page. The first scene must set the scenario for the rest of the novel and be a one way ticket to a land of pleasure. Most London escorts say that erotic novels are a bit slow to start off and it takes time to get the sizzle going. No, the ultimate erotic novel would have to be sizzling from the first page.

Agatha Christie was the master of describing characters, and good characters description is something our hot novel would need as well. Of course, in my erotic novel London escorts would feature heavily in between the both the pages and sheets. The characters of London escorts would have to be the hottest and steamiest of the girls working in London today. No sweet and innocent ladies would be allowed in between the pages of my novel. It would be full of sauna massage and ladies dressed to kill. It would have to be the vixens of Mayfair of heat.

We would need a plot. The plot would have to be full of sexual intrigue, wants and desires. The intimate thought of London escorts and their dates would be on display for everybody to read. Perhaps we would just have to throw in the confessions of a few Cheap London escorts agency madams as well just to keep it sizzling. I wonder what secrets they would have to share with us and if we would dare to put them into print. Perhaps we would even get an insight into the rich and famous that visit the many hot ladies of Chelsea and Mayfair.

We would also need a backdrop for our novel. It would have to be set in the landscape of love, sex and erotica. Perhaps we would even aim for a scenario in the home of one of the many eccentric London millionaires who collect erotic art. It would be full of paintings and etchings which we would all like to replicate the action of. Our London escorts would have to step up to show us what incredible pleasure a night with one of them might entail, and our dates would have to whisper about what takes place behind closed doors in London.